Heart Bones

ME: omg my boss is sometimes JUST like my dad

CHUCK: a dude? 6 foot tall?

ME: No. she says to me "Carmen, your shredder needs to be emptied. I don't want it to catch fire."

ME: like if my shredder is full, it may spontaneously combust

CHUCK: lol good thing she never saw the one at home

ME: i mean for real

CHUCK: it was so full the lid started to pop off

ME: has anyone ever seen a shredder catch fire because it was full?

CHUCK: not me personally, but once I knew this guy that his brother's best friend's boss said it could happen...he would know cause he was a boss.

ME: O M G R O F L

ME: i guess if something metal got in there and it sparked it could catch fire

CHUCK: you do shred alot of foil

ME: *dies*