i need a boat
I’m WORLDWIDE y’all:
“do you realise that by having me follow your writings you have an international audience? I’m from New Jersey, but I married a Brit and live in England”
I bet you didn’t know those spandex shorts you are wearing are totally sheer. Please rethink your choice to go commando. Thanks.
Srsly. Dude. If you go any slower, you’ll be travelling backwards through time.
It’s hard to get out of bed when it’s crashing thunder and raining.