i need a boat
I’m WORLDWIDE y’all: “do you realise that by having me follow your writings you have an international audience? I’m from New Jersey, but I married a Brit and live in England”
Going for it:
Last night I met one of my neighbors. She was walking with her granddaughter who lives with her and a little chihuahua that was a mix of short and long hair. It kind of looked like a little tiny lion. I introduced myself and we got to chatting (shock? not). She informed me, in the course of our conversation, that she was a hair stylist in her younger days, but had gone back to college at 60 and...
The Reverend Jimmie Bratcher is playing at our church today. You should come. Some of the best blues in KC. Cornerstone Church Blue Springs MO. 9am and 11am
Dear Bicycle Rider Dude,
I bet you didn’t know those spandex shorts you are wearing are totally sheer. Please rethink your choice to go commando. Thanks.
Srsly. Dude. If you go any slower, you’ll be travelling backwards through time.
It’s hard to get out of bed when it’s crashing thunder and raining.
ME: How come the whole house is freezing cold except our bedroom which is steaming hot?
CHUCK: Coz I'm in it.